I'm the frickin' greatest.

thishalfhomohere:

dorkyarthur:

classyrainbowaristocrat:

tunefulcandour:

thewalkinghomos:

perchu:

there it is

the worst most despair inducing gif in the history of mankind.

#literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life


You think you own whatever post you land on
That Tumblr’s Just a dead thing you can claim


and if i never knew you
i’d have lived my whole life through
empty as the sky, never knowing why
lost forever, if i never knew you

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HOMESTUCK JUST TOOK OVER A SUPERWHOLOCK POST STARTING WITH A TERRIFYING VERSION OF POCAHONTAS

thishalfhomohere:

dorkyarthur:

classyrainbowaristocrat:

tunefulcandour:

thewalkinghomos:

perchu:

there it is

the worst most despair inducing gif in the history of mankind.

#literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life

You think you own whatever post you land on

That Tumblr’s Just a dead thing you can claim

image

and if i never knew you

i’d have lived my whole life through

empty as the sky, never knowing why

lost forever, if i never knew you

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HOMESTUCK JUST TOOK OVER A SUPERWHOLOCK POST STARTING WITH A TERRIFYING VERSION OF POCAHONTAS

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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mrarcaninehd:

chililaughingalonewithdoughnuts:

where is it

http://woobox.com/u3uek

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SIGNAL BOOST BEAM

where is it

toasty-coconut:

Ooooooohhhh my gosh. OOOOHHHHHH MY GOSH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

DO YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?! IT MEANS WE CAN SNEAK ON THE ZIGS!!!! YES THATS RIGHT SNEAK ON THE ZIGS.WE CAN SEE THEIR BIG BUSHY STICKING OUT IN THE GRASS!!!!!! WE CAN GRAB THEM AND GIVE THEM A BIG HUG!!!! YES!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!!!! JUST PLZ DO NOT HURT THE ZIGS WHEN YOU SNEAK ON THEM!!! THAT IS NOT NICE!!! BE GENTLE WITH THEM!!!! THEY ARE LITTLE ANGELS AND DONT DESERVE PAIN!!!!!!!!!

THIS HAS BEEN AN IMPORTANT ZIGZAGOON ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Move Zig move Zig move Zig move Zig
You know what you doing
Sneak up every Zig

kahtiihma:

blackbanshee:

pyroluminescence:

motherofcosplay:

Ever have trouble finding boots in the right color? Tried spray-painting them and ended up with a dry, cracked mess?A fantastic friend recently advised me to paint leather boots (and any other leather goods) with floral paint. This is a spray paint that is light and flexible enough to use on live flowers. Above are the Poison Ivy boots I painted for a friend, which turned out fantastic.
One thing though: Wear them while you paint them, and maybe stretch your foot around in between coats. I didn’t think of this, and while the paint did not crack at all, it started to split where the boots were stretched from walking. Next time I paint some boots, I’ll let you know if I was able to fix this problem.
The paint I used is called Design Master, and you can find it at Michael’s or Joann Fabrics. In the stores near me, Michael’s had a better selection of colors and a slightly better price, but that may not be true everywhere. This color is “Holiday Green.”

Great alternative to spray rubber and plasti-dip or bootcovers, and cheaper than leather paint! Reminder that Michaels and JoAnns both frequently offer 50% off coupons and will match competitor coupons and offers!!

yooo i used this stuff on my ball gown shoes a while back and it worked perfectly. also if you rub pure acetone on your shoe before you paint it, it will rub off the leather/pleather etc sealant and absorb the paint even better, lessening your chances of the paint splitting in some areas. also spraying it with water proof sealant for shoes will help out a great deal as well!


this stuff is AMAZING it only took one coat to evenly color my boots in the perfect color!! It’s a little expensive for paint but it’s way cheaper than finding shoes or other leatherwear in the “perfect” color, and this way you can choose the preferred style and color as needed!!

kahtiihma:

blackbanshee:

pyroluminescence:

motherofcosplay:

Ever have trouble finding boots in the right color? Tried spray-painting them and ended up with a dry, cracked mess?

A fantastic friend recently advised me to paint leather boots (and any other leather goods) with floral paint. This is a spray paint that is light and flexible enough to use on live flowers. Above are the Poison Ivy boots I painted for a friend, which turned out fantastic.

One thing though: Wear them while you paint them, and maybe stretch your foot around in between coats. I didn’t think of this, and while the paint did not crack at all, it started to split where the boots were stretched from walking. Next time I paint some boots, I’ll let you know if I was able to fix this problem.

The paint I used is called Design Master, and you can find it at Michael’s or Joann Fabrics. In the stores near me, Michael’s had a better selection of colors and a slightly better price, but that may not be true everywhere. This color is “Holiday Green.”

Great alternative to spray rubber and plasti-dip or bootcovers, and cheaper than leather paint! Reminder that Michaels and JoAnns both frequently offer 50% off coupons and will match competitor coupons and offers!!

yooo i used this stuff on my ball gown shoes a while back and it worked perfectly. also if you rub pure acetone on your shoe before you paint it, it will rub off the leather/pleather etc sealant and absorb the paint even better, lessening your chances of the paint splitting in some areas. also spraying it with water proof sealant for shoes will help out a great deal as well!

this stuff is AMAZING it only took one coat to evenly color my boots in the perfect color!! It’s a little expensive for paint but it’s way cheaper than finding shoes or other leatherwear in the “perfect” color, and this way you can choose the preferred style and color as needed!!

When I made this prompt I forgot that nobody likes Dirkuu and that Homestucks are easy to offend.

stridersgeorg:

When you make a new prompt and you’re so confident that it’s going to be answered within minutes but you just wind up sitting there like

uss-damnitjim:

leslierevolution:

this fucking movie 

I didn’t even notice the Star Trek reference until just now