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charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

she, he, they, im, yea, well, if, ok

writeroost:

scarftumbls:

moonlitmidnightmay:

carlboygenius:

Slang: Victorian English

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/surprising-victorian-slang-terms

Thought you should see this post.

If my friends don’t try to bring “Bitch the pot” back into popular usage, they’re not using their influence right.

I dunno man, I’m gonna get tight as a bowled owl

cincosechzehn:

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I’ve overheard my esteemed classmates talking about how much they “want ‘the D’.” They’re saying they actually WANT the D!

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THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! NO GOOD YOUNG MAN OR WOMAN SHOULD WANT THE D! IF YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE A!

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REFUSE THE D! GET THE A! YOU WANT THE A!

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

Help save a 16 year-old trans girl of color from being put in a mens adult prison with NO crimes charged on her by emailing Commissioner Katz.

inkdefense:

butchimightbe:

She has never been convicted of a crime but they want to move her to near isolation in an adult mens prison. This CANNOT happen. Here is a more in depth article: http://feministing.com/2014/04/14/how-the-connecticut-department-of-children-families-is-failing-a-trans-girl-of-color/

I put together an email for Commissioner Katz, so all you have to do is copy and paste it. Click here for the example email

Please reblog to raise awareness!

signal boost, please!

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

misandry-mermaid:

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom go pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you…

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

Pokemon have both.

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?