Hi everyone. As you can see I’m holding some commissions. I’m in desperate need of money at the moment as I’ve been unable to get a job and since I’ll be starting school soon, I won’t have time for a job. So the only way I can make some cash is by doing commissions.
The reason I need money? My mom is getting old and becoming more and more of a mean person. The only reason I’m allowed to live with her and her fiance is if I do chores. It used to just be if I was going to school [which I am] and I got paid a weekly allowance for cleaning. Well, now she’s decided I have to go to school AND clean the entire house to live here, and to add onto this, she’s now decided I have to start paying my half of the phone bill and groceries. And by my half of the groceries, she means half of the overall cost even though I personally only spend $15 at most on what I eat. So basically… I need to be making $100 a month with no job and school on my plate.
Thing is, even in my desperate need, because I WILL be starting school and I already have a large amount of chores here at home, I’m incredibly busy and won’t be able to do full pieces like full body lineart and color. It takes too much time and I like to get things done as fast as possible and to the orderer.
That’s where that CHEAP bit comes in.
What I’m Offering:
Quick headshot sketches like above for $2
I will draw ANYTHING.
This includes FANART from any series. FAN CHARACTERS for any series. ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, and I’ll even draw your FANTROLL AND LUSUS.
These sketches take anywhere from 5-25 minutes depending on how complex. So I should have them to you the day of ordering.BONUS
For $4 I willCOLOR THE SKETCH
like so:
And for $5 I will lineart it [no color]
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A FULL BODY OR WAIST UP COMMISSION [LINEART] IT IS $9 FB // $7 WAIST
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A FULL BODY OR WAIST UP COMMISSION [LINEART&COLOR] IT IS $12 FB // $10 WAIST
These have a limit though as I’m strapped for time.!!!!!!!! DOU8LE 8ONUS !!!!!!!!
Anyone who donates $20 or more will get TWO colored waist up drawings AND a FREE troll shirt. Donate $50 you get TWO FULLBODY COLORED PICTURES, A FREE TROLL SHIRT AND A FREE SET OF TROLL HORNS. And you can request any shirt and any set of horns except Aradia’s. This includes ANCESTOR AND GAMZEE HORNS.AND THERE’S MORE!!!
ANYONE who donates or commissions me gets entered into a raffle for a pair of FREE HORNS
If you’d like to simply donate [doubtful] my paypal is ampora_eridan@yahoo.com
If you can’t donate, please signal boost by reblogging <3
dirkuu request—this is a good pairing lol <3 i like it more than dirk/jake that’s for sure.
I’m still taking homestuck requests if anyone is interested.
DIRK. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
DRAW ME SOME FuCKING PORN.
I HATE YOu. HENCE I CONTINuE TO JEER YOu.
DIRK! I REQuIRE EROTICA AT ONCE!!!!
WHY WON’T YOu ANSWER ME?
I BET YOu’RE BuSY. TALKING TO THAT ENGLISH SLuT.
FuCKING SKANK.
IS HE HOTTER THAN ME?
WOuLD YOu HuG ME??
DO YOu HAVE A GIRL KINK???
YOu BLOCKED ME ON PESTERCHuM.
AND NOW YOu’RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
i have so many dirkuu feelings
dirk and uu sending each other <3’s and stuff online… dirk and uu meeting offline for the first time! yES… dirk and uu making breakfast in bed for each other and doing other domestic things too!!!! wow suteki!!!! dirk and uu holding hands…. dirk and uu rolling…
you got me with the wildflower wreath fuck fuck oww my kokoro
I would like to add however that Dirk uses ironic weeb phrases like “I’m so in yaois with you” and calls uu kawaii and talks about ochinchins, etc. Ironically. And it drives uu nuts, because he’s been secretly watching Dirk watch anime for awhile and for some reason he thinks it’s really sweet when Dirk says those things even if they’re just ironic. His ochinchin is never quite the same.
NSFW Karkat Vantas
I’m never agreeing to do anything for Clair ever again.tentaclebulge, now in 3D
i„„„„, DANG.
OH MY GOD
I’m not sure…how to feel…about this?
I like how he’s looking at it.
When people put Sollux and Eridan in red rom - Anon
“We’re sorry, the model you ordered (ERISOL) is not available in RED. However we do have a lovely selection of BLACK for you to choose from, including but not limited to:
MIDNIGHT BLACK
RAVEN BLACK
EBONY
COAL BLACK
MARS BLACK
GLOSSY BLACK
MATTE BLACK
SPARKLY BLACK
Thank you and have a nice day.”
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
fuck that thing is connected to LE/Calmasis/somethin’ isn’t it.
“hey kan how are you today”
“dON”T tOUCH mE………………..”
this is for h0stel because Trickstuck is really cool and he’s really cool
“let me smell your skin kan you’re smellin’ fine”
“sTOP kARAT yOU”RE a bOY…………….”
“do i smell watermelon”
“……………………”
